Utta Drivel Short Stories

Utta Drivel Short Stories is a collection of comic short stories read out at Creative Writing evening classes to much laughter. They cover a wide range of subjects. From a neolithic sex strike to the ancient Egyptians Lotatotty & Obsequiops to philosophers meeting at the Fill the Greek the Parthenon canteen. From an abattoir wedding to the first Russian to laugh in 200 years to the Knights of the Round Hovel. There are longer short stories about the fun to be had working in the Falkland Islands & Hong Kong. Other short stories tell of rocky horror in Transylvania of banned fox hunts switching to hunting smokers & sheep taking over Wales. In a different vein staff in a St Trinians-type school hold an emergency meeting & when a man's private parts suddenly drop off he considers having a vagina fitted by a quick-fit fanny fitter. And there is a pirate treasure story with Midshipman BraceYourself and a science fiction one that features Startifartlast a mystic Chinese Constipate.