Vacuums Suck Hard! Adventures of the USS Big Stick

<p>What could possibly go wrong?</p><p>Gunnery Sergeant John Doe is frustrated. He didn't join the Space Corps to be shuttled-around in a ship. He joined to fight. The only real action he's seen so far have been a few small skirmishes. Bad guys died. The good guys won. Just a typical day.<br><br>For years he's been itching for a big fight. Something he can use to impress his junior Space Marines. Something that'll help him pick-up chicks. Something that might put him in some real danger. He gets excited just thinking about the possibilities. He's hoping this tour aboard his ship The Big Stick will be different.<br><br>After defeating a long-time enemy the Space Federation decided another war was just what the people needed. One was intentional. Two were not. Either way Gunny was excited.</p><p>Yet there he was stuck on a ship performing patrols in a quiet area of space and bored almost to tears. Until that is the area became anything but quiet.<br><br>Now Gunny and the rest of the ship's crew have to fight for their lives against an enemy none of them expected to see.</p><p>"This action-packed romp lends an interplanetary twist to a battle-of-the-sexes romantic comedy." Virge B. Proofreader Red Adept Editing</p>