Vampires Are from Venus Werewolves Are from Mars

The critically acclaimed author of <b>MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES</b> tackles a hilarious new parody topic -- <b>supernatural relationship advice!</b><p>Admit it you've secretly dreamed of <b><i>dating</i></b> a sexy brooding <b>vampire</b> or an alpha <b>werewolf</b>...<p>But what about dating <b>zombies mummies angels fairies demons ghosts</b> occasional spotted <b>aliens</b> with tentacles or <b>other</b> random metaphysical impossibilities?<p>Furthermore what if those paranormal beings in turn dreamed of dating <b>each other</b> -- each one in search of their own supernatural soul mates?<p>The answer lies as usual in the planets and the entire solar system of planetary harmonic alignment.<p>Take the <b>supernatural compatibility test</b> and discover your own <b>soul planet</b>.<p>Discover what planet rules which supernatural species and which paranormal personality combinations offer the most compatibility to each other -- and to <b>you</b>.<p>And then be matched with the supernatural soul mate of your wildest dreams!<p>It's all in here!<p><i>Plus as a special bonus discover the Supernatural Matchmaker's greatest advice -- <b>the Love Secret</b>.</i><p>VAMPIRES ARE FROM VENUS WEREWOLVES ARE FROM MARS:<br><i>A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love</i>