Veneri Verbum

Writing a book may be the perfect solution to all of Christopher Cullum's problems. He's currently living at home (at age twenty-five) but his mom fears she'll be doing his laundry forever. If he doesn't accomplish something notable soon she may invoke some tough love. He might even have to clean his room. If he can write a novel in a month and get it published maybe he can continue living at home. Unfortunately Christopher is more in love with his main character Elsa than he is with writing. His book won't get done by itself-- and neither will his laundry. When he falls through a plot hole into the pre-published world he finds character Figments-- including Elsa-- who aren't very happy with the Writers who've made their lives a literal hell just to finish a story. Oh and that plot hole is tearing up the very fabric of space-time-space. Can he survive parody flux plot bunnies and Nana Romo to get back to his own world before he destroys the one he's created?