Venery

<p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I've been abducted by an alien in a cowboy hat.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>He needs me to play the role of fake fiancée to appease his family of tentacle-tailed </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>cops</em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I'll keep up the charade as long as I need if it means being reunited with Abraxas and Rurik.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Shouldn't be too hard right? To play pretend ...</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>My life force is now inextricably tied to handsome gun totin' Officer Hyt.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But do you know what happens if my new in-laws find out that I'm mated to three different males?</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Intergalactic war that's what.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Eve Wakefield here currently stationed on the water planet Yaoh. I've been subject to all sorts of unimaginable cruelty since landing here: family drama ill-fitting bathing suits and Hyt's horrible childhood friend. This woman is not only in love with my (fake) mate but she's also disturbingly perceptive. If she tells the Chief of Police that his son and I are liars: we're dead. Did I mention that liars are </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>executed </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>here?</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>And what about the king and queen the ones stuck on that horrible spaceship?</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Liars might be killed on Hyt's planet but Rurik's people won't stand for adultery.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>If they find out they'll do worse: they'll start </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>eating </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>planets and they won't stop.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Ah hell.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I did not intend to be crowned the queen of aliens.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>It sounds like the dumbest dumb-dumb alien romance plot </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>ever.</em></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>But if that's the only way to save the people that I love can I do it?</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Wear the crown take the throne save the universe.</span></p><p class=ql-align-center><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Yeah I got this.</span></p><p><br></p>