Vertical Lines III

<p>Book III is every bit as delightful as Books I and II - page after page of smiles laughs and sometimes outright guffaws. All three books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please!</p><p> </p><p>Samples:</p><p>My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him 'Dav.'</p><p>My girlfriend told me that obesity is in her genes. I told her that that can't be true because she looks fat in her skirt also.</p><p>A priest was checking into a hotel. He asked the clerk: *I presume that the pornography channel is disabled? No replied the clerk it's just regular you pervert!</p><p>The problem with doing nothing is that vou don't know when you've finished.</p><p>l asked myself if I was crazy and we all said No.</p><p>Life's a soup... and I'm a fork.</p><p>Askhole: A person who constantly asks for vour advice yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.</p><p>I encouraged my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.</p><p>Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.</p><p>My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally I serve turkey. but hey... if it will make them happy..</p>