Waiting For My Birth Certificate to Expire

I started to make this about my life. You know how I grew up what happened to me to shape and mold my current personality where is the puppy Grandma gave me why do I look so much like the mailman what happened to my first two failed marriages how did being in the war in Vietnam curve my brain and so on. But I don't think there was anything in those years that was traumatic enough to make me the way I am today at 63 years old. Instead I want to share what I've learned in my life and pass it along to all the people who have solid pre-arranged work-until you die lives.