Wake the Neighbors

<p>The good folk of Perpetuity Valley Wyoming have a secret. These modern-day citizens aren't just descended from the original settlers -- they actually are the original settlers. They trekked here by wagon train in 1846 and for some mysterious reason none of them has aged a day since. Of course if word ever gets out about a miracle like this the valley might get a wee bit crowded. So about a hundred years ago the townsfolk agreed to keep the secret to themselves and never allow any property to change hands.</p><p>But somebody at city hall has screwed up. Seems Phil and Carol Hodworth from Chicago have somehow inherited the town's Chinese restaurant a greasy little joint called Shangri-La Gardens. Phil hates the place but Carol wants to give the business a try. She thinks Perpetuity Valley will be a nice place to raise their two kids.</p><p>Big mistake.</p><p>Phil and Carol learn they have moved into the rudest most unwelcoming town in America. And yet Phil will soon threaten murder to save it.</p>