Wally's Christmas Odyssey

When Wally's misses the last train home and losses his estrange children's gifts he mysteriously encounters Ah-Hel his Puerto Rican guardian angel and Chastity a beautiful angel-of-a-hooker. During his desperate all-through-the-night New York City search for the toys and a way to get home Wally meets a bevy of bizarre characters in some unusual places. With time running out and no way of escaping the certain three-prong medieval butt-chewing from his ex's Wally ends up riding everything but Santa's sled to be with his kids on Christmas.