We Are Family

<p><em>Thursday November 25 2021</em></p><p> </p><p>Having just bought Medina Dairy from the Feds Whit and Eddie decide to have a family Thanksgiving in the part of the old ranch house that survived the recent fire.</p><p> </p><p>What could be more fun than having a big feast with family who're flying in from as far away as Kyiv?</p><p> </p><p>Well actually...</p><p> </p><p>While Eddie cooks dishes from their childhood Whit gets things set up at the ranch house.</p><p> </p><p>Everything is going along swimmingly until a judge decides the day before the holiday would be a good time to grant access to the tapes of a certain former president's reality TV show.</p><p> </p><p>They just happened to be owned by Whit and Eddie (they did buy MGM after all).</p><p> </p><p>The death threats start oozing in like Whit's famous nacho cheese sauce and the canyon goes into lockdown. No one can leave and no one can come in.</p><p> </p><p>And that's when the real fun begins!</p><p> </p><p>You think your holiday get-togethers are nerve-wracking?</p><p> </p><p>Grab your popcorn and have a seat.</p><p> </p><p>This is gonna be one heck of a ride!</p><p> </p><p>* * *</p><p> </p><p>This is a novella that runs to about 29K words.</p>