Weasel Words: 1 (Bernard and Melody Capers)

Those weasels are up to something...Between them Bernard and Melody Earls have looks charm brains . . . everything but money. Thats why they steal from the rich and give to themselves. So when Alexander Hamilton Plaskett hires them to nick a silver statuette of a pine marten from his brother Paul Revere Plaskett theyre happy to oblige. But it wont be as easy as it looks. For one thing the little beast is guarded by Fitzroy Fortresses the best security system money can buy. For another the five Plaskett siblings are obnoxious buffoons. Still a job is a job and this one may offer more than it appears.At least thats Bernards theory. The pine marten isnt particularly valuable so why do the Plasketts contest its ownership so fiercely? To find out he and Melody insinuate themselves into the Plasketts world and enlist a college geek to hack the unhackable Fitzroy system. Failure means poverty. Discovery means prison. And the biggest obstacle to Bernards brilliant schemes? Melodys penchant for running off-script!