Weddings of the Times

You are cordially invited to celebrateA Parody ofThe New York TimesWedding AnnouncementsbyKasper HauserAlong with fully illustrated guides to:Wedding-night sexHoneymoon hot spotsFormalwear malfunctions and much much more.At four o''clock in the Afternoon.Or is it three o''clock?Didn''t you bring the invitation?Huh? Where the hell is the turnoff?Back there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.What''s wrong? I just need to eat something. I''m fine.Remind me how we know these people?In this collection Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies but little human stories full of want and hope even when they involve falconry.---from the foreword by John Hodgman