Weird War

<p>Nancy Mercenaries have been inserted on the planet Coal to train an army of irregular light infantry to conquer a continent. Or so the briefing had said. As usual a few details were missing. Some were critical like the Sothron army getting along fairly well with the Nothron army; both sides treated the war like a sort of friendly sporting event. Nasty local wildlife had not been mentioned.</p><p>Another significant not to say blindingly stupid omission were the guns with which a Local could rarely hit the proverbial barn door-not that any of the Mercs had ever seen a barn door. Fraking cavalry mounts genetically altered to be the size of a dray horse with the hide of a rhinoceros had also gone unmentioned. Unable to stand in the face of a charge by the humungous beasts the Locals regularly exercised the better part of valor and ran like rabbits.</p><p>Accustomed to being fed a diet of drek the Squad took all of it in stride. Snipe was delighted to discover a local version of football. Holler sniffed out a supply of whisky and other consumables. Scout never said anything and promptly found himself a lover. Coms took up with the Local Liaison Officer claiming it was part of her duties to communicate. Spotter began fiddling with his unauthorized tech trying to find a way to hit something-anything- with the local guns. Everybody grumbled the clothes were scratchy the food was bland... </p><p>Ani Leader of the ten Merc Squad paid the usual complaints no mind except for Point's; she feared the truth of his gloomy predictions about getting an army of light infantry out of its nice safe defensive positions so they could invade a continent they did not want- Ani wondered who had dreamt up this mission.</p>