What Could Possibly Go Wrong? My Life's Journey.Author of The Loveday Method

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>WHEN IT CAME TO WRITING MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY THE REAL STRUGGLE WAS: WHERE ON EARTH DO I EVEN START? HOW DO YOU PACK A LIFETIME OF CHAOS CATASTROPHES AND THE OCCASIONAL MOMENT OF WAIT DID I JUST DO SOMETHING RIGHT? INTO ONE BOOK?</strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>SHOULD I BEGIN WITH THE TIME I NEARLY BURNED DOWN THE KITCHEN WHILE MAKING A CUP OF TEA? (IT WASN'T EVEN BOILING WATER YET!) OR DO I DIVE HEADFIRST INTO THE WARDROBE INCIDENT IN WALES WHERE I UNINTENTIONALLY GAVE A HOUSE A VERY EXTREME MAKEOVER BY SMASHING A CHANDELIER AND LEAVING A WARDROBE-SHAPED HOLE IN THE CEILING?</strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>HONESTLY CHOOSING JUST ONE MOMENT IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN MY LIFE IS BASICALLY A HIGHLIGHT REEL OF YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP MOMENTS. LIKE THE TIME I LITERALLY TRIPPED OVER MY OWN SHADOW-BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVEN IT'S OUT TO GET ME.</strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>SO WHERE DO I BEGIN? WITH THE ACCIDENTS? THE NEAR-DISASTERS? OR THE RARE OCCASIONS WHEN I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE AND NOBODY WAS AROUND TO SEE? TOUGH CALL.</strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>BUT HEY EVERY STORY HAS TO START SOMEWHERE-SO GRAB A SNACK SETTLE IN AND GET READY TO LAUGH AT MY MISFORTUNE. I PROMISE IF NOTHING ELSE IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE!</strong></p>