What Do Ya Mean You're Still Single...

<p>Buckle up for tales of disastrous dinner dates questionable wardrobe choices and the uncanny ability to attract people who believe that toes don't need to be washed. Spoiler alert: It's not her it's definitely them.</p><p>A small collection of unembellished had-to-tell stories over the course of 20 years that provide both justification and a rationalization of why I remain single but surely not lonely. For all that are single out there and tired of being asked why you're still single? See if you can relate.</p>