What Planet Are You From?

Who Is Boomer? Good Question! Boomer Is Not Quite Your Average Aussie Lariken; He Is Somebody That You Would Least Expect To Have The Qualifications That He Has And In A Lot Of Cases You Would Wish He Didnt Have. So To Burn A Mental Picture Into Your Brain That You Will Never Forget So That You Can Understand Boomer A Little Easier Imagine A Shaved Gorilla With His Knuckles Dragging Along The Ground And A Wide Toothless Grin The Occasional Drop Of Saliva Dangling From The Side Of His Mouth Broad Shoulders Two Axe Handles Across And A Massive Scar On The Back Of His Head As If Hed Been Whacked In The Back Of The Head With An Axe. Now Give Him All The Qualifications He Shouldnt Really Havee.G. Military Explosives Martial Arts Security Sniper Bodyguard Weapons Specialist Survivalist Scout Leader Chef (Knives) Tree Logger (Chainsaws) Brickie (Cement Shoes And Bitten Stung Poisoned And Attacked By Just About Every Lethal Thing On The Planet!