What to Do if Your Chute Doesn't Open!

<p><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>What to Do if Your Chute Doesn't Open!</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>Survivors' Guide to the Last Days of the Coming Climate Inferno</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>The battle is lost. </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>Nothing anyone has done has stopped the increase in global warming</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> and the projections tell us increased temperatures will poach much of what survives by 2050. </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>So let's have a plan</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> to make the best of our environment while our grandchildren can still enjoy what is ours today but probably not theirs in the future.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>A lot of dedicated people all over the world are working on climate cooling but still temperatures escalate. We don't need another long data-centric diatribe about what is not getting done to reverse escaping carbon. This work is a short 8000-word irreverent guide written to spur the apathetic and get them to think about what they will do with the next twenty or thirty years of their lives and their children's lives-</span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>now that we've decided to cook their future.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>It is essential to set up your </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>trips to the planet's dying places</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>: islands glaciers and coral reefs. </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>Forget about</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> doing things that never did make a difference: </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>short showers recycling and cutting back on burgers</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>. Live your life as if there is no tomorrow buy a nuclear car drink out of plastic bottles and wear polyester again. If you're an optimist maybe you'll want to undertake some </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>job training</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> for the new tomorrow: </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>space shuttle attendant crypt relocation sea wall construction cricket ranching</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> or above-ground sanitation worker. If the future will be miserable for the survivors you'd better get started to be one of the folks that control the high ground so you can </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>pick your neighbors.</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> There is not as much time as you would imagine to get this done; the changes are already happening. So after years of trying to make the world a better place </span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>it's time to look defeat in the eyes and make the most of surrender.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>Sarcastic impudent and politely offensive</strong><span style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)> these pages aim to get to those who aren't reading the five hundred-page discourses on climate injustices. We need a short hard-hitting yet entertaining presentation about the world we are giving up told in a way that maybe even my father would read. Th</span><strong style=color: rgba(42 42 42 1)>is is a book for the masses one to be read by politicians business leaders students and everyone that needs a kick in the ass to take global warming more seriously.</strong></p><p><br></p>