What's Black and White and Red All Over?

<p><b>Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles!</b><br><br><b>WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?</b><br><b>An embarrassed Penguin</b><br><b>A sunburnt elephant</b><br><b>A newspaper! </b><br><br>Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. <br><br>Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes).<br><br>From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be!<br><br><b>'Very funny, and often outright silly' <i>Guardian </i>on <i>Have You Eaten Grandma </i>by Gyles Brandreth </b></p> <p><b>Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles!</b><br><br><b>WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?</b><br><b>An embarrassed Penguin</b><br><b>A sunburnt elephant</b><br><b>A newspaper! </b><br><br>Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. <br><br>Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes).<br><br>From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be!<br><br><b>'Very funny, and often outright silly' <i>Guardian </i>on <i>Have You Eaten Grandma </i>by Gyles Brandreth </b></p>