Where the Crown Kilt and Shamrock Take You is a humorous and satirical jaunt around England Ireland Scotland and Wales...from the Tower of London to Durty Nelly's Irish pub visiting castles along the way--eyeballing the queens's home but not the queen at Windsor drinking mead at a Medieval banquet at Bunratty and struggling to kiss a stone in order to achieve eloquence at Blarney. Stay in towns such as Bath and Limerick wonder at ruins from Nazi blitzed Bristol and Tintern Abbey marvel at Wells and St. Patrick cathedrals see where the famous are buried at Westminster Abbey Learn a new language--English' English and celebrate customs such as the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace eating haggis in Scotland and acquiring sheep husbandry in Ireland.