Where Toy Boats Sink

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Six horrific and asinine tales by Mark Steven Nordlund. Descend a spiraling staircase of cheek-clenching cockamamie weirdness as a teddy bear is forced to watch his wife cheat at his funeral a gang of feral houseplants eats an idiot cat and two suburban witches set Halloween on fire using cursed vomit-inducing baked goods. Miniature mermaids are captured and tortured a middle-aged ghost hunter breaks into a house to steal a ham sandwich and a giant frog-alien ferociously defecates on a small California town. Put on a diaper and hike up your britches. You may have to read this one on the can.</span></p><p></p><p>Stories Include:</p><p>Forgotten Toys</p><p>The Visitor</p><p>Fun Run</p><p>Sea Monster</p><p>Forevergreen</p><p>Grimmberries For Samhain</p><p></p>