Where Worlds Avoid

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(23 43 77 1)>Imagine an intrepid team of astronauts setting themselves a target of finding the stupidest species in the known universe? Imagine that team giving itself a target of confirming the stupidity?</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(23 43 77 1)>Imagine no longer.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(23 43 77 1)>The stout-hearted space travellers of Bellsurp find that planet Earth fits the bill and that it's inhabitants are so awash in consumerism that their search for stupidity could never be topped. Sadly for Bellsurpians they see all of Earth's creatures as one but struggle to understand why dogs can't read Keep Off The Grass signs. So having found a species so pre-occupied by materialism and keeping up with the Jones' the powers- that-be on Bellsurp take it upon themselves to either control or destroy Earth.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(23 43 77 1)>For Bellsurpians whose make-up is crossed between unintentional hilarity and uncontested cowardice it all seems rather curious</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(23 43 77 1)>As the more intelligent Bellsurpians try and prevent the annihilation of a planet the militia led by the odious General Battleprop lead the charge to destroy an easy target. Classic schoolyard swots versus schoolyard bullies. There can only ever be one winner</span></p>