Where's My Bikini Bottom? And Other Stories

<p>Is ecstasy too much to ask? Is a sizzling night with an alpha male too much to expect when you're me? Drop dead gorgeous. A smoking hot body. Prepared to go to any lengths to get what I want and WHO I want… my domineering boss... a bronzed god lifeguard... Mom's spunky boyfriend… a pumped lieutenant… the hunky dude next door… a hard-as-nails steel rigger… my stunning hen night waiter… a muscled-up fire-fighter… the roughest gangster in town... and plenty of others— nothing's out of reach when my insatiable desires are awakened.</p><p> </p><p>20 FULL-LENGTH STORIES. 145000 RED-HOT WORDS</p>