Where's My Cow?

<p>At six o'clock every day without fail with no excuses Sam Vimes must go home to read <i>Where's My Cow?</i> with all the right farmyard noises to his little boy. There are some things you <i>have </i>to do.It is the most loved and chewed book in the world. <br><br>But his father wonders why it is full of moo-cows and baa-lambs when Young Sam will only ever see them cooked on a plate. He can think of a more useful book for a boy who lives in a city.<br><br>So Sam Vimes starts adapting the story. A story with streets not fields. A book with rogues and villains. A book about the place where he'll grow up.</p>