Which Footballer Would Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

<p>The perfect book for soccer-mad kids especially the ones who do not normally read. Packed with weird wild and totally true football facts this book turns even the most reluctant reader into a Wait... what machine. If your kid loves soccer but avoids books like a defender in a panic this is your answer.</p><p>Inside readers discover:</p><p> • A goalkeeper who once saved a penalty while eating a pie</p><p> • The striker who scored a goal and accidentally celebrated with the wrong fans</p><p> • The match that was delayed because the teams could not agree on which cow to move</p><p> • Real science real history and the truth about which footballer would survive a zombie apocalypse and who would not last 30 seconds</p><p>Written in short funny bursts that suit car rides halftime boredom and quick bedtime wins this book is built for kids who love information chaos and laughter not long paragraphs.</p><p>Whether your reader is eight twelve or a teen who claims they are not a book person this is the soccer gift that actually gets them reading. Parents love it. Coaches love it. Kids grab it before anyone else gets a turn.</p><p>A great stocking stuffer team-party gift sideline distraction or screen-free victory for families.</p>