Whisking Her Dragon Away

<p><strong>Has anybody seen my Dragon Man?</strong></p><p><strong>Do you think he remembers me?</strong></p><p> </p><p>It started with a hard-to-get-right cookie recipe.</p><p>We moved on to my Familiar and her yearly shenanigans.</p><p>Then somehow a flying stove got involved.</p><p> </p><p>Now I'm seeing double my Magic is on lockdown and I just found out some green-skinned crazy man with mommy issues thinks I'm his Mate.</p><p> </p><p>All I can say is Welcome to My World.</p><p> </p><p>Great Goddess in green go-go boots this is why the good die young isn't it?</p><p>At this point I'm ready to use all my lifelines and call my mom.</p><p>Things <em>cannot</em> get any worse right?</p>