White Squirrels: & Other Monsters

Kin Patterson is One Sorry Individual.He sorry he is the last Patterson; sorry that at 27 years of age all he has to show for his life is failure; sorry that the best part of any day is getting plastered with the other pitiful excuses he calls friends.Its no wonder his wife left him. Its no wonder hes facing bankruptcy.So when word comes that a 90-year-old great-uncle he has never met wishes to meet with his sole heir its no wonder that Kin imagines a fat inheritance that will be the answer to all his woes.He immediately travels to the old family home in Bowling Green Kentucky. To Kins deep disappointment he discovers Uncle Woody is not near death nor is he senile or feeble. He is still sharp and as Kin painfully discovers still able to work his BB gun for Woody shoots him at first sight.Having dealt with his own ration of strife Woody doesnt care to cut Kin any slack. Neither does Moby a white squirrel that declares war on both men.