Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

Attention CEOs:. Finally a book you dont have to cook!. If youre a CEO whos just been caught this is the book you wont want to be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEOs Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips including:. • How to go from bitch to boss in one week or less. • The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners. • Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary. • Prison cell feng shui. • How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally. • The Zagat guide to fine prison dining