Who You Callin Slumlord?

No matter how many little kids you ask What do you want to be when you grow up? not one of them will tell you When I grow up Im going to be a slumlord. How does it happen? Whats it like? Sit back and get comfortable and Ill explain. If youre curious or even if youre just bored flip through the pages and you can come to work with me. Im a slumlord in the ghetto. Everyday I put on my gun and drive less than ten miles. Those ten miles take me to another world. Sometimes its frustrating. Sometimes its scary. Often its just downright funny. Keep an open mid. Youre going to experience an entirely different culture. Come on...Lets go to work.