Will Carpenter

Wanna know a secret?  Whether you really want to or not I’m gonna tell you anyway ’cus y’all can’t just pop into the book and tell everyone about it. Ha! So I have this stalker called Greig Smirnov? Yeah I guess that’s what the name was. So anyway this Smirnov guy has been stalking me ever since I was… born. Terribly bizarre huh? But that’s the least of my worries now as we have moved to Nashville Indiana from Minnesota joined Phoenix High met the annoying – I mean amazing – Mr. Horace Sparrow but we just call him Sparrow and yeah my best pal Richie Marsh! We’re like soap and lotion. Yeah I know that’s a weird simile… Is it even a simile? Nevermind!  Okay then we met Amber Letters somewhat two months after we reached the 10th grade and there’s something I need to tell you. I felt some tension between Amber and Richie soon after. You think they’re gonna get together? I won’t ruin your inquisitiveness so you gotta find out on your own. And don’t ask me in person ’cus I might just get really exhilarated and blurt out what happened! And now we’re having a summer break and I’m gonna be an 11th-grader in two and a half months. Stay tuned with us to find out whether my identity gets revealed (which I hope doesn’t happen by the grace of Providence but I dunno!) and if that stalker actually finds us! I gotta go now. We’re currently in Keys Florida and I gotta go surfing with Rich. And read the book okay? Or you’re… grounded. For three weeks! I’m kidding! I can’t even ground a frickin’ cricket. Just… read the book… even if you don’t like it. I gotta say the author’s got a really bad sense of humour!Alright then! See ya!