Will That be Cash or 'Cuffs?

<p><strong>Crack up laughing when you read this hilarious coming-of-age story that teens young adults and readers of all ages will enjoy. Robbie wasted two years after graduating from high school then decided to attend college. Working part-time as a security guard to pay his tuition fees he learns unbelievable things about the real world encounters a bizarre cast of characters who appear and disappear like extraterrestrials and learns about their ingenious methods of shoplifting in supermarkets. Interwoven within the story is the relationship between a mother and son.</strong></p><p><strong>Some of the characters converging on the supermarkets:</strong></p><p><strong>· Wilbert Wiley-guard modern-day Don Juan gawks after all hot chicks</strong></p><p><strong>· </strong><em><strong>The Three Amigos</strong></em><strong> steals Listerine to get their fix</strong></p><p><strong>· Angel little old lady steals body cream to be soft and smooth</strong></p><p><strong>· One-leg Carlos camouflages missing leg for carrying basket</strong></p><p><strong>· Pierre Tremblay thief from Montreal seafood lover</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> </p>