Winter's Winter

<p>Normal boring life is underrated. Someone save me from the fairy godmother who tries to make my life better.<br><br>It was good before I met her. Well not good but ok. Alright it was a trip to poop town but I had a sense of normalcy.<br>Now not only did she uproot my life but she's barely able to give me my happily ever after with the woman of my dreams the gorgeous Dew.<br><br>Anyone want to trade lives? I'm offering.</p>