Witch of Tophet County

<p><b>The last witch on Earth takes on interdimensional invaders tentacled overlords and office politics in this fun funny and fast-paced urban fantasy series.</b></p><p>The witch of Tophet County has three primary preoccupations: Kentucky bourbon Amish romance novels . . . and protecting her true identity from the chthonic monsters who rule humanity with an iron tentacle.</p><p>Despite her best efforts to get fired the witch is trapped in a draconian century-long contract that condemns her to work for the Archons of the Nether Realms in the banal misery of county government. But when she accidentally pleases her many-armed overlords the Dread Lord of Human Resources curses her with an unwanted promotion. And it involves <i>meetings.</i></p><p>As she enters a new bureaucratic hellscape the witch is assigned to lead a task force investigating recent attacks on senior Archons. Fortunately her boss has offered her a deal: if she solves the case they'll knock fifteen years off her sentence. And if that doesn't work out well she just might have to find a way to help take down the tentaclarchy--or else be doomed to permanent civil servitude . . .</p><p>Filled with quick-witted banter hilariously relatable office politics and fantastically original characters <i>The Witch of Tophet County</i> is Lovecraft meets <i>Parks and Recreation</i>--an explosive start to a new series guaranteed to have you glued to your seat until the very last page.</p><p><b>The first volume of the hit horror fantasy series--with more than 100000 views on Royal Road--now available in paperback ebook and audiobook!</b></p><p><i>[The Witch of Tophet County]</i> explores zany situations with a large cast of strange characters effectively playing off the concept of an office in a fantasy realm. --<i>Kirkus Reviews</i></p>