WOBBLY BOTTOMS — MONKEY’S WOBBLY BOTTOM

Become the most amazing awe-inspiring genius in the world in just one year*! (*No refunds given)This book will take you from a clever (but rather ordinary) kid to an absurdly intelligent super-brained hyper-genius capable of anything … in just twelve magnificent months.From fun facts about dinosaurs to everything you need to know about spiders plus silly Shakespearean names and a deep dive into poo and snot. Have you ever wondered about the world’s pooiest places? Or which came first the duck-billed platyupus … or the duck? This book has all the answers.Imagine what I could have achieved if I''d read this” - Albert Einstein*I''m glad this wasn''t published when I was alive because everyone who read it would have ended up cleverer than me ― Leonardo Da Vinci*I like the picture of the dog in the space helmet ― Marie Curie**(These are real reviews I promise!)