Woke Richard's Almanack

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>In these divisive times here comes a two-in-one satire of the right and the left in the form of poetic aphorisms à la Poor Richard's Almanack. With the misguided ambition of creating some humility through self-deprecation but who are we kidding there will probably just be outrage. That counts as cope though right? Rage cope?!? At any rate you're bound to laugh out loud at one half or the other so why not give it a try! </span></p>