Wooden Spoon Wars

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Witty provocative filthy inspiring and utterly unclassifiable </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Wooden Spoon Wars</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> is an Odyssey for an age where truth is a lifestyle choice and identity is a battleground.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Recommended for connoisseurs of wicked humour in the sprit of Kurt Vonnegut and Joseph Heller.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Athens 378 B.C. - Diogenes of Sinope the original cynic lives in a barrel and picks fights with Plato - until he is sold to a Nubian slaver.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Croydon 2019 A.D. - Mikhail Krutoy the classic case of Archilochus-Hesburger Syndrome is threatened with deportation. Stranded in Newark Airport with his VR simulation of classical Athens he discovers that his two possible fathers are frontrunners in the 2020 U.S. election.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Meanwhile Russian troll-farm operative Nastya inflames the West's culture wars-until a family secret ties her fate to Mikhail's setting the internet ablaze. An argument over a wooden spoon sparks a bloody conflict leaving Diogenes and Mikhail to teach us a final lesson in peace hope humanity and wisdom.</span></p><p></p>