Wow! This Is Insane!

<p>The captain asked Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?</p><p>How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences?</p><p>Okay here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap but they've already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family and I know they absolutely will not stop ever until I am dead. So I figured if I got the bands into the sun at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance.</p><p>I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...</p>