Yes You ARE A Monster

Youve tried other self-help books. Youve tried taking control of your life. Youve tried affirmations to-do lists twelve-step programs CBT NLP and DIY. And... you failed. Well what did you expect? Youre YOU.But there is another way... Everything about yourself that made you fail that prevented you from taking control of your life -- why not embrace it? Why not revel it? Why not wallow in it like a pig in mud? (Yes mud -- not what YOU were thinking!)In short why not admit it right now: Yes You ARE A Monster!In this searing heartfelt and mostly duplicitous book insane author Edweard Deadwitt lays it all out: how to admit that you are a monster and how to be the monster that you really deep down are.Develop a plan for either taking over or destroying the world! Learn how best to employ a cloak or mask to accentuate your monstrousness! Find a use for that evil-looking wart youve been trying to sum up the courage to see the doctor about! Finally you can stop trying and just wallow in everything about yourself that makes you NOT fit in!