Yes You're Pregnant But What about Me?

<p>A massive international celebrity at fifty-three Kevin Nealon thought he had it all. But like every other overindulged superstar the perpetually insatiable Nealon wanted more: a little addition that drooled burped and pooped (no not a Pomeranian). </p><p>In <em>Yes You're Pregnant but What About Me?</em> Nealon courageously reveals the truth about confronting first-time dadhood at an age when most fathers are packing their kids off to college. In hilariously vivid detail he carries the reader through all the emotional stages of pregnancy--discomfort denial hunger exhaustion self-consciousness hungrier confusion crankiness not-quite-as-hungry-but-still-craving-something sweatiness covered in cookie crumbs--while addressing the major worries that fathers everywhere have been dealing with for centuries: Can I duct-tape a crib together? How often can I reuse a disposable diaper? What if the baby looks like me and not my wife? </p>