You Auto-Complete Me: 1 (Emily Novel)

Emily is back in this complete rewrite of The Year My Life Went Down the Loo. Told in text messages You Auto-Complete Me updates the tale of now-adult Emily her year spent in England and all her friends.EMSTER What youre not here? DRU Im here. Whats up buttercup? EMSTER I have things to tell you! DRU So tell. I was sext...er...texting the BF. EMSTER !!! DRU J/K. Dish sister. EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket: In debt up to my armpits due to having to work off paying for ex-bosss car. DRU Shouldnt have hit that cop car huh? EMSTER Forced to give up adorable apartment to live back with the parents while I pay off ex-boss car. DRU Also shouldnt have lipped off to the judge who garnished your wages. EMSTER Forced to go with very same parents to England for a year. DRU Dude. EMSTER OK thats not really bad but Im on a roll. Humor me. EMSTER Biggest reason life is messed up: Friends with Benefits Fang isnt around to indulge in benefitting. DRU You got me there. But cheer up little Emily - life cant get any worse can it?