You Can't Be Serious

<p><strong>FROM THE AUTHOR:</strong></p><p>It's taken me more than ten years to write this book. I wrote it and rewrote it until I was happy. Now it's your turn to be happy – and you only have to read it once. Afterwards I think you'll agree:</p><p>                              <em>You can't be serious!</em></p><p>Read about...</p><p>* an unorthodox teaching career featuring carnivorous students unruly parents – and Goldberg.</p><p>* a misguided ROTC cadet who valiantly captured the wrong hill.</p><p>* the decline and fall of daily conversation – and stuff like that.</p><p>* how the cell phone has become our weapon of choice.</p><p>* the naked truth about family vacations. (Do you prefer bare or bear?)</p><p>* why yoga's Downward Dog may leave you barking up the wrong</p><p>tree.</p><p>* how the Marlboro Man morphed into E.D. Man.</p><p>* some questionable medical breakthroughs – As Seen on TV.</p><p>But wait there's more!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>