You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

From the author of the bestselling classics Were Just Like You Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny youll shoot cocola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: . • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate . • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life . • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering . • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? . • Get yer Wassail on: Its carolin time . • Airlines serving up one hot mess . • Action figure Jesus . • Why Clay Aiken aint marrying your glandular daughter . • And much more! . Complete with a treasure trove of Celias genuine southern recipes You Cant Drink All Day if You Dont Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.