You Know You're 60 When . . .

Are you getting on in years or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age but your age wont lie to you!. Not sure how to tell when youre about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? . Here are some clues:WebMD is your home page When asked Whos your doctor? you have to reply Which one?An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again At your class reunion you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aidThe meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls That empty seat on the bus has your name on itYour pharmacist greets you with Whatll it be pal?. Getting older is not only fun . . . its funny! And with You Know Youre 60 When . . . youll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill happily clutching your chest!. .