You Never Can Tell

You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw is a comedic play set in a seaside resort in England during the late 19th century. The narrative unfolds in a dentist's operating room and later on a hotel terrace where the Clandon family recently returned from Madeira navigates the complexities of English society. The family consists of Mrs. Clandon and her three children: Gloria Philip and Dolly. The play opens with Dolly having a tooth extracted by a young dentist named Valentine who is struggling to establish his practice. The Clandons unfamiliar with English customs invite Valentine to lunch leading to a series of humorous and revealing interactions. The plot thickens with the introduction of Mr. Fergus Crampton Valentine's landlord who is revealed to be the estranged father of the Clandon children. The family dynamics are further complicated by the presence of Finch McComas a solicitor and old acquaintance of Mrs. Clandon who provides a link to the family's past. Throughout the play Shaw explores themes of identity family and societal expectations using wit and humor to critique the rigid social norms of the time. The characters' interactions are marked by sharp dialogue and comedic misunderstandings particularly between the Clandon siblings and Valentine. Gloria the eldest daughter embodies the conflict between personal desires and societal pressures while Philip and Dolly provide comic relief with their candid observations and youthful exuberance. The play culminates in a series of revelations and reconciliations highlighting Shaw's belief in the possibility of personal growth and social change.