You People Are Monsters

<p>Magdalena Wallace has already saved the world ... twice! Not a bad record for a nihilist who doesn't believe anything truly matters. Now she just wants to be left alone with her girlfriend so they can murder men who catcall them. But a gigantic eldritch tentacled kaiju is on its way to destroy humanity so the vampires have to get the gang back together to rescue their food supply.</p><p>Can a non-binary golem a teenage werewolf a resentment-fueled warlock an optimistic amnesiac reanimated skeleton and a couple of vampires escape the trolls (who secretly manipulate humans through comments sections) rescue a luck dragon and save the human race from the doom unleashed by the merpeople? </p><p>Maybe.</p><p>Can The Convention of Fiends convince any major Hollywood studio to make their story into a high-budget summer blockbuster? </p><p>Impossible.</p><p></p>