You Suck

<p>Being undead sucks. Literally.</p><p>Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced he discovers that his girlfriend Jody is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one too. For some couples the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love and they vow to work through their issues.</p><p>But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. </p><p>And that <em>really</em> sucks.</p>