Your baby is ugly.

<p><p>A comically illustrated book full of funny yet insensitive comments made by people who obviously don't agree that YOUR baby is a perfectly beautiful bundle of joy.  Everyone has an opinion about babies whether you ask to hear it or not!  This book is wonderful comic relief for anyone who has a baby and a sense of humor!  You'll laugh out loud at the blunt and tactless comments about babies.  These baby cynics include a witch a man in a hazmat suit an elderly woman a wooden puppet a pirate's parrot and various other strangers who share their unsolicited snarky opinions about babies.  But in the end you figure out that the only opinion that really matters is YOURS.<br></p><p>Is your friend worried that their baby might look like a gorilla?  This hilarious book would make a perfect gift for any new mom or new dad or anyone that will soon be a parent.  Don't worry that the new parents will take it seriously; it's clear that YOU don't think their baby is ugly at all!  Give it as a baby shower gift and enjoy a good laugh!  For anyone who worries that their baby is ugly they will appreciate the humor and the ultimate message that their own opinion is the one that really matters.</p></p>