Your Coffin or Mine

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A runaway bride. A grumpy 600-year-old vampire pretending to be human. A disaster waiting to happen.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer that just ran out on her cheating ex fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad's quiet castle.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But he needs money to repair his ancestral home and Aubrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>He is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not however ready for </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>her</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>.</span></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>She wants to feed him garlic parades around in tiny shorts and incenses him at every turn. Can he really play house with a human? Especially one he just can't seem to fight the urge to stay away from?</span></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The Holiday </em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>meets </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Dark Shadows</em><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> in this grumpy sunshine romance.</span></p><p></p><p><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring the grumpy/sunshine tropes. It is a full length romance with a Happily Ever After that features sexually explicit material and profanity. This book is intended for adults 18+.</em></p><p></p>