You're Joking

<p><strong>Knock bad jokes on the head!</strong></p><p>Learn everything there is to know about knock-knock jokes from their history and types to crafting your own knock-out punchlines.</p><p>Packed full of tips easy-to-follow exercises and 100+ hilarious examples this book gives you know-how to knock together thousands of your own jokes.</p><p> </p><p>Craft classic knock-knock jokes like this one:</p><p><strong>Knock knock...</strong></p><p><em>Who's there?</em></p><p><strong>Ewan</strong></p><p><em>Ewan who?</em></p><p><strong>Ewan me need to talk.</strong></p><p> </p><p>Or Unrestricted knock-knock jokes:</p><p><strong>Knock knock...</strong></p><p><em>Who's there?</em></p><p><strong>Waiter</strong></p><p><em>Waiter who?</em></p><p><strong>Waiter minute I think I'm at the wrong house!</strong></p><p> </p><p>And have a go at making your own sound-play jokes:</p><p><strong>Knock knock...</strong></p><p><em>Who's there?</em></p><p><strong>Howie</strong></p><p><em>Howie who?</em></p><p><strong>I'm fine thank you.</strong></p><p> </p><p>And can you break the rules like this?</p><p><strong>Ding-dong!</strong></p><p><em>Who's there?</em></p><p><strong>Isabelle</strong></p><p><em>Isabelle who?</em></p><p><strong>Isabelle not better than a knocker these days?</strong></p><p> </p><p>This book will make you so funny your friends will be knocking your door down for more jokes!</p>