Zeb and the Great Ruckus

This is a story made from pieces of all the dreams that you had when you were asleep but then forgot when you woke up. Hello! You are reading this in order to determine whether or not this book will be of interest to you! Well congratulations you obviously have fabulous taste! Zeb and the Great Ruckus is a story about magic music fireworks bewilderbeasts clockwork birds and weaponised toffee. It has some funny bits some scary bits some sad bits and a rather large bit about a cave-dwelling ruttersnarl which we would tell you about but we dont want to give away the ending. If you like the sounds of any or all of the above then this is the book for you! If you would rather read a complete history of European haberdashery please consult your local book emporium.