Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

<b>From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek Norse Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest bawdiest forms!</b> <p/>All our lives we've been fed watered-down PC versions of the classic myths. In reality mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified...wait it all makes sense now. In <i>Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes </i> Cory O'Brien creator of Myths RETOLD! sets the stories straight. These are rude crude totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly and with lots of four-letter words. <p/><i>Did you know?</i> <p/>- Cronus liked to eat babies.<br>- Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.<br>- Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.<br>- Isis had bad taste in jewelry.<br>- Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.<br>- And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. <p/><i>Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: </i> <p/>- Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.<br>- The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone.<br>- The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties...on the corpses of their enemies.<br>- The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. <p/><i>And there's more dysfunctional goodness where that came from!</i>